Dear Sunday | 5.17.2020

Hello my lovelies. ❥Ask Sunday here. It’s that time of the week. You’re bleeding problems, and I have the words to be your bandaid. This is where you come seeking for advice… and I give it. Yes. I give it real good. And man, do you all have some serious issues this week. So, since this is our first, I’ll tackle quite a few of your questions. Thanks for bearing our inner most personal secrets for the whole town to see.

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So… on to your questions!

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Dear Ask Sunday,
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I’ve been with this guy for about a month, and I’m absolutely head over heels, in too deep. neither of us want to be dating, or get hurt again… but we’re so close, we eat together, go out on ‘dates’ together, and are very sexual together and hell we even just moved in together… but we’re ‘just friends’. I know how i feel but i can’t tell him that. What should I do?
Yours Truly,
Hopelessly Friendzoned.
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Dear Hopelessly Friendzoned,
This is where I would close my eyes, shake my head and laugh softly. Let me put this to you bluntly – You have the best setup ever! You have someone you care about, maybe even love, and you share bills so you don’t have to pay for it all, you get sex, and you even get to hang out like you’re friends! PLUS! You get to go out and do anything you want when you’re not busy being stuck up their ass. Go! Have fun! BUT, if you’re set on that whole tie them down and be something special? Tell him. Sitting and wishing they would make the move isn’t getting you anywhere. But know, it could mess up the really great setup you have going on. Good luck with that.
❥Ask Sunday

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Dear Ask Sunday,
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I’ve noticed lately, my underwear smells like wet dog when I take it off. Should I go to the doctor? I don’t own a dog, but my boyfriend says everything tastes just fine!
Signed,
Puppersnatch
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Dear Puppersnatch,
Lets see… The human body is a fickle thing. And a woman’s vagina is no stranger to various bacterias, and an overgrowth of any one of these can cause a variety of symptoms ranging from itching to foul smells. But in the case that your panties are smelling like wet dog when you take them off? Have you tried to douche? Have you checked to be sure that where you’re washing your clothes isn’t washing canine bedding? Then, have a chat with your boyfriend about his personal time activities. Does he have a dog? Are they close… like a little too close? Does he pay special attention to anything of the canine breed? Maybe even behaves like one himself? If none of this applies, then yes. Maybe you should seek advice from your OB/GYN. Be sure to see your physician if you or your boyfriend start howling at the full moon, though. One can never be too careful.
❥Ask Sunday

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Dear Ask Sunday,
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Last night I felt this odd sensation, almost like a chill come over me while I was sitting on the front patio, drinking a glass of wine. It struck me so oddly that I was suddenly incredibly turned on and couldn’t help myself. Manual stimulation didn’t seem to fix the matter, but I kept picturing this guy in my mind. I’ve seen him around town. Tall, so tall, dark, and very handsome with grey eyes. He has long hair, muscles that just…. I’m getting hot just thinking about him growling in my ear while he takes me. I think I’m in love! What should I do?
Signed,
Desperate and Horny
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Dear Desperate and Horny,
Enjoy it. I mean, you have built-in porn in your brain! Do you know what men would pay for that? The next thing… is this a man you’ve actually seen around town? If so, approach him. I would have to wager a guess that the two of you have a mutual attraction to each other’s pheromones. Hell, I would wager a bet that if you simply walked up and made your attraction known in a physical way, you won’t be refused. Go… find him. Give it a try! You only live once, right?
❥Ask Sunday